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My name's Holden, I'm 13, I live in Florida, I like AHS, music, playing the trombone, and sleeping.

unprime:

going on the first date like

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guy:

omg ok so i was at my locker and i overheard a guy talking about how some other guy kept making eye contact with him and the guy was like “i think he’s gay, that’s so fuckin weird” and a girl who was getting her stuff beside the guy was like “yea that’s very weird considering you’re ugly as fuck” and she walked away like a bad bitch and everyone’s hands went over their mouths and it was the greatest experience ever

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bewbin:

buttchunks:

A living legend.

When’d Obama grow a ponytail

bewbin:

buttchunks:

A living legend.

When’d Obama grow a ponytail

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That poor girl just wanted to makes us laugh and now we’re making fun of her

awwww-cute:

Today my boyfriend bought a label maker

awwww-cute:

Today my boyfriend bought a label maker

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awwww-cute:

Today my boyfriend bought a label maker

awwww-cute:

Today my boyfriend bought a label maker

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aduhm:

it’s that time of the month

aduhm:

it’s that time of the month

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jeremypamyupamyu:

These puns are so A+

jeremypamyupamyu:

These puns are so A+