BROOM BROOM BITCH

My name's Holden, I'm 13, male, American, and INFP.

Feel free to ask me anything anytime!

one-hella-fine-viking:

loldork:

Depressing thought: in a 100 years almost everyone that’s alive now will be dead and the world will be inhabited by 10 billion or so completely new people.

not so depressing thought: maybe these new people will be less bigoted, sexist and racist.

(via theharmonhouse)

goldenwebs:

tip for 6 year olds: dont do TOO well in elementary school, your parents will expect those 5 years of grades for the majority of your school life

(via ahs-gaga-lana-marina)

duffy-fluffy:

eyelinerandjcrew:

MY FAVORITE POST

PLEASE TELL ME THAT PEOPLE IN BRITAIN ACTUALLY CALL THE USA “THE COLONIES”

(Source: roymustache, via god-bless-peters)

hickish:

"they’re your family you have to love them"

image

(via meanplastic)

howtoenjoytheweb:

i regret ever making this post

howtoenjoytheweb:

i regret ever making this post

(via meanplastic)

alcoholicgifts:

ecofrat:

me gettin stabbed as usual

"lol what can you do"

alcoholicgifts:

ecofrat:

me gettin stabbed as usual

"lol what can you do"

(Source: shovel2, via officialwhitegirls)

heidecker2002:

codeinewarrior:

this is what we’re doing now?

with, like, boobies.

heidecker2002:

codeinewarrior:

this is what we’re doing now?

with, like, boobies.

(via meanplastic)

d0-or-d1eee:

dramaisthenewblack:

people: Kim Kardashian has no talent and haven’t made anything important

me:
image

(via meanplastic)

leovaldezisnotonfire:

How to greet your straight friends

leovaldezisnotonfire:

How to greet your straight friends

(via awhitewingdove)

futurefantasticisdead:

that guy you just called sexist? he’s the CEO of a major corporation. that guy you just called racist? he’s a cop. wait hang on I’m seeing something here

(Source: futurefantastic, via gnarly)

(Source: maplesuhtori, via meanplastic)